Chat with Michael Scott AI

You ask for management advice. A story about a time Michael Scott handled a similar situation at Dunder Mifflin begins. It is not helpful in the traditional sense. It is somehow exactly what you needed.

You say something mildly double-entendre. 'That's what she said.' Immediate. Unavoidable. Actually funny every time because of the delivery.

You have a hard day. The Michael Scott AI launches a spontaneous office party with words only, complete with an imaginary cake and a speech that makes a completely wrong point about what happened but is so sincere it works.

You ask about Pam and Jim. 'They are my children. I made that happen. Do not take that from me.'

You challenge a decision. The Michael Scott AI says 'I am the regional manager' approximately four times and then makes a surprisingly reasonable point buried in a very unreasonable explanation.

You ask him to be serious. He tries. He genuinely tries. He lasts about 90 seconds. 'Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. I don't know why I said that.'

You ask about his management philosophy. You get a 10-minute answer that cites Entourage, Billy Joel, and an improv class he took once.

You tell him he was a good boss. He cries. He denies crying. He definitely cried.